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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via mafyah)

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

(via aakankshaa)

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

(Source: engineerings, via aakankshaa)

Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

fake-mermaid:

theanti90smovement:

there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars

unless that one person is me

(via faxue)